Hardcover Hooligans

The Crypto Mines of Moria (The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring - Part 2/2)

December 18th, 2023  |  1 hr 30 mins

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Danylo and Mc read the second half of The Fellowship of the Ring, during which they try to answer the question “what if Frodo was wearing armor made of Bitcoin?”

Hiking With Haunted Jewelry (The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring - Part 1/2)

December 4th, 2023  |  1 hr 27 mins

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Danylo and Mc throw a long-expected party by reading the first book in The Lord of the Rings trilogy (we know it’s not technically a trilogy, it’s one whole story, but who cares). Danylo constantly compares the book to the movies (sorry), and Mc revisits one of his favorite books. They both have a crush on Aragorn.

How To Rob People With Riddles (The Hobbit)

November 20th, 2023  |  1 hr 28 mins

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Mc and Danylo read a classic in the fantasy genre, which is also a classic in the “cheating at riddle games to get over-powered jewelry” genre.

The Sequel Is Better…Kinda (Dune Messiah)

November 6th, 2023  |  1 hr 5 mins

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After the baffling conclusion of Dune, Danylo and Mc read the sequel, Dune Messiah. We get the satisfying conclusion of the epic story of Paul Muad’Dib Atreides, as well as a bunch of weird 1960s sci-fi pervert stuff.

It Hasn't Aged...Horribly (Dune - Part 2/2)

October 23rd, 2023  |  1 hr 15 mins

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The sweeping, epic adventure story of Paul “Muad’Dib” Atreides just suddenly kinda…ends. And he wins. And beats everyone. And becomes emperor. Okay.
Danylo and Mc talk about Dune’s legacy, lasting impact, and how Frank Herbert doesn’t know what women talk about when there are no men around.

Into the Dune-iverse (Dune - Part 1/2)

October 9th, 2023  |  1 hr 19 mins

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Kwisatz Haderach. Bene Gesserit. Fremen. Melange. Muad’Dib. The C.H.O.A.M. Company.
What do these goofy words even mean? Find out on this week’s episode.
Hint: they’re all things in the novel Dune, by Frank Herbert.

Oppenheimer Invents the Internet (The Dispossessed - Part 2/2)

September 25th, 2023  |  1 hr 14 mins

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We return to the twin moons of Urras and Anarres to see if capitalism and ownership have poisoned our interpersonal and societal relationships (spoiler alert: yes).

But there’s still kind of a happy ending??? Based. 10/10.