Hardcover Hooligans

Evil Dumbledore (Assassin's Apprentice - Part 2/2)

August 26th, 2024  |  1 hr 28 mins

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This book is unbelievably good. I love Fitz and Prince Verity and they are my real life best friends.

The Coolest Little Boy Ever (Assassin’s Apprentice - Part 1/2)

August 12th, 2024  |  1 hr 12 mins

The blurb on the back cover of this book makes it sound like it’s fantasy for babies, but it’s actually really really good.

Hard Vampire System (I Am Legend)

July 29th, 2024  |  1 hr 2 mins

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We dive into the mind of Robert Neville, a lonely, sexually repressed, alcoholic, 1950s white man who staves off his horniness by blasting classical music and checking out books from the library.

Danylo Was Right (The Three Body Problem - Part 2/2)

July 15th, 2024  |  47 mins 44 secs

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We finish the Three Body Problem! Turns out, it's just fine. Juuuuuuust fine.
Danylo is right about everything, big boat attack, aliens are revealed

We Skipped All the Way to THREE Bodies???? (The Three Body Problem - Part 1/2)

July 1st, 2024  |  1 hr 15 mins

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Danylo and Mc venture into the world of science fiction. Who knows what's going on in 2006??
Secret military base, browser-based MMO, mysterious clocks!

Kissin' Boys and Makin' Noise (Fourth Wing - Part 2/2)

June 17th, 2024  |  1 hr 16 mins

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Mc has finished Fourth Wing and he has some thoughts! And they are good! (mostly)
Spicy booktok content, dragon magic, and secrets are revealed.

Dungeons ;) and Dragons (Fourth Wing - Part 1/2)

June 3rd, 2024  |  1 hr 9 mins

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Mc is reading Fourth Wing and he has a lot to say, surprisingly not all of it is positive!
Love at first sight, terrible writing, and an innate urge to walk across an 18-inch balance beam.

Riddle Me This! (A Court of Thorns and Roses - Part 2/2)

May 20th, 2024  |  1 hr 24 mins

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Danylo finishes telling Mc all about A Court of Thorns and Roses.
Another fantasy riddle game, fantasy creatures falling in love, an 'exciting cliffhanger'.

Fairy!? I Hardly Know Ye! (A Court Of Thorns and Roses - Part 1/2)

May 6th, 2024  |  1 hr 26 mins

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In the most unlucky move of all time, Danylo has been reading A Court of Thorns and Roses!
Everything sucks, why are we doing this, are you even enjoying anymore?

“I Binge-Watched My Son’s Death In Angband” (The Silmarillion - Part 3/3)

April 22nd, 2024  |  1 hr 30 mins

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Danylo and Mc finally finish The Silmarillion, and with that all of J.R.R. Tolkien’s most notable work.
Turin Turumbar is the most depressing man of all time, Mîm sucks, and a hidden city becomes no longer hidden in dramatic fashion.

Werewolf Island (The Silmarillion - Part 2/3)

April 8th, 2024  |  1 hr 19 mins

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The tragic saga of the Silmarils continues with a talking dog, Sauron doing a Battle of the Bands, and the coolest heist ever.

2 Dune 2 Furious (Dune Part 2 Movie vs. Book)

March 25th, 2024  |  1 hr 5 mins

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Danylo and Mc have a timely discussion on a movie that came out like a month ago. They discuss the differences between Frank Herbert’s novel Dune (1965), and the recent film Dune Part 2 (2024) by Denis Villeneuve, starring Timothée Chalamet and a very bald and very white Austin Butler. Does Space Elvis love knife fights? Yes, yes he does.

Angels Doing Karaoke (The Silmarillion - Part 1/3)

March 11th, 2024  |  1 hr 10 mins

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If you thought fantasy couldn’t get nerdier than the appendices of Lord of the Rings, let us introduce you to The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien, the "prequel" to Lord of the Rings. It is very cool. And beautiful. And also boring sometimes. Is it for everyone? No. Is it for anyone? Well…

Real Nerd Sh*t (The Lord of the Rings - Appendices)

February 26th, 2024  |  1 hr 7 mins

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That’s right, the appendices of The Lord of the Rings have so much frickin’ nerd stuff we need a whole separate episode.

An Infamous Scouring (The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King - Part 2/2)

February 12th, 2024  |  1 hr 35 mins

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Danylo and Mc read and discuss the finale of Lord of the Rings. There's like twelve different endings, including Sharkey and the infamous Scouring of the Shire.

Doomscrolling On a Palantir (The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King - Part 1/2)

January 29th, 2024  |  1 hr 40 mins

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Mc and Danylo read Book 5 (a.k.a. the first half) of The Return of the King. Battles with orcs, battles with pirates, and battles with despair!
Plus, Mc shares an internet book culture pet peeve.