Hardcover Hooligans
Two comedians read popular fantasy, sci-fi, and horror books.
About the show
There’s a lot of books out there. Good books. Bad books. Really bad books. Some books you might read some day, and some books you just want to know what all the fuss is about.
Join comedians Danylo Loutchko and J. McIntyre Godwin as they read, review, critique, and joke about popular fantasy, sci-fi, and horror books, every two weeks.
And yes, if you listen to us talk about a book, it counts as reading it and you can put it on your Goodreads.
Episodes
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The Shortest End of the Shortest Stick (Assassin's Quest - Part 1/3)
October 7th, 2024 | 1 hr 3 mins
assassins apprentice, assassins quest, book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review, royal assassin
Our favorite teenage wolf assassin is back, but does this mean he stops getting shafted by everyone and everything in his life? No. But has he learned anything from what he's gone through? Also, no. Will he continue to make questionable decisions about his life? Yes. And we get to read about it.
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Fantasy Catcher in the Rye (Royal Assassin - Part 2/2)
September 23rd, 2024 | 1 hr 22 mins
assassins apprentice, book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review, royal assassin
We continue to read about the fraught life of a moody teen who is slowly turning into a crazy wolf man. Believe it or not, this causes problems in his personal life.
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What Is The Blastoise of Wolves? (Royal Assassin - Part 1/2)
September 9th, 2024 | 1 hr 8 mins
assassins apprentice, book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review, royal assassin
In the previous book, Fitz bonds with a dog. In this book, he bonds with a wolf. What's the next step, the final evolution? What's the Blastoise of wolves?
These questions not answered in the episode, but it's still a fun discussion of a great book. -
Evil Dumbledore (Assassin's Apprentice - Part 2/2)
August 26th, 2024 | 1 hr 28 mins
assassins apprentice, book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review
This book is unbelievably good. I love Fitz and Prince Verity and they are my real life best friends.
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The Coolest Little Boy Ever (Assassin’s Apprentice - Part 1/2)
August 12th, 2024 | 1 hr 12 mins
The blurb on the back cover of this book makes it sound like it’s fantasy for babies, but it’s actually really really good.
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Hard Vampire System (I Am Legend)
July 29th, 2024 | 1 hr 2 mins
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, geek, horror, review, vampire
We dive into the mind of Robert Neville, a lonely, sexually repressed, alcoholic, 1950s white man who staves off his horniness by blasting classical music and checking out books from the library.
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Danylo Was Right (The Three Body Problem - Part 2/2)
July 15th, 2024 | 47 mins 44 secs
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, geek, review, sci fi, the three body problem
We finish the Three Body Problem! Turns out, it's just fine. Juuuuuuust fine.
Danylo is right about everything, big boat attack, aliens are revealed -
We Skipped All the Way to THREE Bodies???? (The Three Body Problem - Part 1/2)
July 1st, 2024 | 1 hr 15 mins
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, geek, review, sci fi, the three body problem
Danylo and Mc venture into the world of science fiction. Who knows what's going on in 2006??
Secret military base, browser-based MMO, mysterious clocks! -
Kissin' Boys and Makin' Noise (Fourth Wing - Part 2/2)
June 17th, 2024 | 1 hr 16 mins
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, fourth wing, geek, review
Mc has finished Fourth Wing and he has some thoughts! And they are good! (mostly)
Spicy booktok content, dragon magic, and secrets are revealed. -
Dungeons ;) and Dragons (Fourth Wing - Part 1/2)
June 3rd, 2024 | 1 hr 9 mins
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, fourth wing, geek, review
Mc is reading Fourth Wing and he has a lot to say, surprisingly not all of it is positive!
Love at first sight, terrible writing, and an innate urge to walk across an 18-inch balance beam. -
Riddle Me This! (A Court of Thorns and Roses - Part 2/2)
May 20th, 2024 | 1 hr 24 mins
acotar, book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review
Danylo finishes telling Mc all about A Court of Thorns and Roses.
Another fantasy riddle game, fantasy creatures falling in love, an 'exciting cliffhanger'. -
Fairy!? I Hardly Know Ye! (A Court Of Thorns and Roses - Part 1/2)
May 6th, 2024 | 1 hr 26 mins
acotar, book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review
In the most unlucky move of all time, Danylo has been reading A Court of Thorns and Roses!
Everything sucks, why are we doing this, are you even enjoying anymore? -
“I Binge-Watched My Son’s Death In Angband” (The Silmarillion - Part 3/3)
April 22nd, 2024 | 1 hr 30 mins
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review, tolkien, tolkienfans
Danylo and Mc finally finish The Silmarillion, and with that all of J.R.R. Tolkien’s most notable work.
Turin Turumbar is the most depressing man of all time, Mîm sucks, and a hidden city becomes no longer hidden in dramatic fashion. -
Werewolf Island (The Silmarillion - Part 2/3)
April 8th, 2024 | 1 hr 19 mins
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review, tolkien, tolkienfans
The tragic saga of the Silmarils continues with a talking dog, Sauron doing a Battle of the Bands, and the coolest heist ever.
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2 Dune 2 Furious (Dune Part 2 Movie vs. Book)
March 25th, 2024 | 1 hr 5 mins
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, geek, review, sci-fi
Danylo and Mc have a timely discussion on a movie that came out like a month ago. They discuss the differences between Frank Herbert’s novel Dune (1965), and the recent film Dune Part 2 (2024) by Denis Villeneuve, starring Timothée Chalamet and a very bald and very white Austin Butler. Does Space Elvis love knife fights? Yes, yes he does.
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Angels Doing Karaoke (The Silmarillion - Part 1/3)
March 11th, 2024 | 1 hr 10 mins
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review, tolkien
If you thought fantasy couldn’t get nerdier than the appendices of Lord of the Rings, let us introduce you to The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien, the "prequel" to Lord of the Rings. It is very cool. And beautiful. And also boring sometimes. Is it for everyone? No. Is it for anyone? Well…