Hardcover Hooligans

The Sequel Is Better…Kinda (Dune Messiah)

November 6th, 2023  |  1 hr 5 mins

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After the baffling conclusion of Dune, Danylo and Mc read the sequel, Dune Messiah. We get the satisfying conclusion of the epic story of Paul Muad’Dib Atreides, as well as a bunch of weird 1960s sci-fi pervert stuff.

It Hasn't Aged...Horribly (Dune - Part 2/2)

October 23rd, 2023  |  1 hr 15 mins

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The sweeping, epic adventure story of Paul “Muad’Dib” Atreides just suddenly kinda…ends. And he wins. And beats everyone. And becomes emperor. Okay.
Danylo and Mc talk about Dune’s legacy, lasting impact, and how Frank Herbert doesn’t know what women talk about when there are no men around.

Into the Dune-iverse (Dune - Part 1/2)

October 9th, 2023  |  1 hr 19 mins

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Kwisatz Haderach. Bene Gesserit. Fremen. Melange. Muad’Dib. The C.H.O.A.M. Company.
What do these goofy words even mean? Find out on this week’s episode.
Hint: they’re all things in the novel Dune, by Frank Herbert.

Oppenheimer Invents the Internet (The Dispossessed - Part 2/2)

September 25th, 2023  |  1 hr 14 mins

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We return to the twin moons of Urras and Anarres to see if capitalism and ownership have poisoned our interpersonal and societal relationships (spoiler alert: yes).

But there’s still kind of a happy ending??? Based. 10/10.

Owning Things Is Fake (The Dispossessed - Part 1/2)

September 11th, 2023  |  1 hr 20 mins

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If you want to have constant thoughts about the horrors of our capitalist and governmental systems, then this book is for you. And if you already do that, well…here’s more of that.

Danylo and Mc read Ursula K. Le Guin’s classic sci-fi book, The Dispossessed, and have to resist the urge to tell everyone they know that money, laws, and owning things is fake actually.

Mistborn Is a Christian Allegory (Mistborn - The Hero of Ages - Part 2/2)

August 28th, 2023  |  1 hr 51 mins

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Danylo and Mc finally finish the Mistborn Trilogy and crawl out from under the debris of the Sanderlanche™. They give their thoughts on the book and the trilogy as a whole and, oh boy, do they have a lot of thoughts.

They also “read” the novella Mistborn: A Secret History as a special “treat”.

Rearranging Deck Chairs on the Titanic (Mistborn - The Hero of Ages - Part 1/2)

August 14th, 2023  |  1 hr 44 mins

Danylo and Mc are almost at the end of a fantasy trilogy and still nothing important is happening. Your Favorite Mistborn Characters™ do nothing but walk from place to place, gather information, and sit around. Isn’t the world supposed to be ending?

Punching Even More Dogs (Mistborn - The Well of Ascension - Part 2/2)

July 31st, 2023  |  1 hr 56 mins

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Danylo and Mc lose their minds a little bit in this episode. They vent about how insane Brandon Sanderson’s writing choices are, and how his Mormonism seems to seep into every aspect of his writing.
We’re sorry it’s so long. We hope it makes sense.

Punching the Dog (Mistborn - The Well of Ascension - Part 1/2)

July 17th, 2023  |  1 hr 55 mins

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Mc and Danylo start the second book in the Mistborn Trilogy. They finally feel like they’re reading a real book, except for the part when our hero inexplicably punches a dog in the head. And then it starts unraveling from there…

This Book is Like Waiting for a Train to Arrive (Mistborn - The Final Empire - Part 3/3)

July 3rd, 2023  |  1 hr 29 mins

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Danylo and Mc finish their read-through of Mistborn. They discuss its flaws, its weirdness, and what, if anything, this book is actually about. Hint: it’s not just cool metal magic.

A Tutorial for a Videogame You Never Play (Mistborn - The Final Empire - Part 2/3)

July 3rd, 2023  |  1 hr 45 mins

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Danylo and Mc continue their read-through of Mistborn. Mc finds the endless magic tutorials grating. Danylo starts to regret the decision to re-read a book he initially liked. They both ponder why people love this book so much.

The Most Recommended Fantasy Book (Mistborn - The Final Empire - Part 1/3)

July 3rd, 2023  |  1 hr 18 mins

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In our debut episode, we read a book that’s consistently recommended on the internet for anyone starting in the fantasy genre: Mistborn, by Brandon Sanderson.