Hardcover Hooligans
Two comedians read popular fantasy, sci-fi, and horror books.
Displaying Episode 1 - 10 of 11 in total of Hardcover Hooligans with the tag “tolkien”.
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“I Binge-Watched My Son’s Death In Angband” (The Silmarillion - Part 3/3)
April 22nd, 2024 | 1 hr 30 mins
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review, tolkien, tolkienfans
Danylo and Mc finally finish The Silmarillion, and with that all of J.R.R. Tolkien’s most notable work.
Turin Turumbar is the most depressing man of all time, Mîm sucks, and a hidden city becomes no longer hidden in dramatic fashion. -
Werewolf Island (The Silmarillion - Part 2/3)
April 8th, 2024 | 1 hr 19 mins
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The tragic saga of the Silmarils continues with a talking dog, Sauron doing a Battle of the Bands, and the coolest heist ever.
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Angels Doing Karaoke (The Silmarillion - Part 1/3)
March 11th, 2024 | 1 hr 10 mins
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review, tolkien
If you thought fantasy couldn’t get nerdier than the appendices of Lord of the Rings, let us introduce you to The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien, the "prequel" to Lord of the Rings. It is very cool. And beautiful. And also boring sometimes. Is it for everyone? No. Is it for anyone? Well…
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Real Nerd Sh*t (The Lord of the Rings - Appendices)
February 26th, 2024 | 1 hr 7 mins
book, book podcast, books, booktok, comedy, criticism, discussion, fantasy, geek, review, tolkien
That’s right, the appendices of The Lord of the Rings have so much frickin’ nerd stuff we need a whole separate episode.
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An Infamous Scouring (The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King - Part 2/2)
February 12th, 2024 | 1 hr 35 mins
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Danylo and Mc read and discuss the finale of Lord of the Rings. There's like twelve different endings, including Sharkey and the infamous Scouring of the Shire.
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Doomscrolling On a Palantir (The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King - Part 1/2)
January 29th, 2024 | 1 hr 40 mins
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Mc and Danylo read Book 5 (a.k.a. the first half) of The Return of the King. Battles with orcs, battles with pirates, and battles with despair!
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New Evil City (The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers - Part 2/2)
January 15th, 2024 | 1 hr 15 mins
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Our heroes get ever closer to Mordor, where it’s dangerous to look at the evil stuff for too long. Danylo definitely thought this part was going to be boring (it was not), and Mc gets confused about the layout of a cave. But in all sincerity, the main take is that these books definitely don’t get enough credit for their subtlety, nuance, and literary merit. It’s just good.
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It’s an Entmoot, Baby (The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers - Part 1/2)
January 1st, 2024 | 1 hr 9 mins
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Danylo and Mc chug some ent-draughts and discuss the first half of The Two Towers. Dwarves love running actually, Wormtongue is the alt-right pipeline, and waving around a sword cures depression. We also meet the second and final woman in these books! Wow!
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The Crypto Mines of Moria (The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring - Part 2/2)
December 18th, 2023 | 1 hr 30 mins
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Danylo and Mc read the second half of The Fellowship of the Ring, during which they try to answer the question “what if Frodo was wearing armor made of Bitcoin?”
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Hiking With Haunted Jewelry (The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring - Part 1/2)
December 4th, 2023 | 1 hr 27 mins
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Danylo and Mc throw a long-expected party by reading the first book in The Lord of the Rings trilogy (we know it’s not technically a trilogy, it’s one whole story, but who cares). Danylo constantly compares the book to the movies (sorry), and Mc revisits one of his favorite books. They both have a crush on Aragorn.