Hardcover Hooligans

High School Prank GONE WRONG (Carrie)

April 14th, 2025  |  1 hr 13 mins

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The moral of this story is to not bully the girl with latent psychic abilities.

Everything Is a Video Game (Dungeon Crawler Carl)

April 1st, 2025  |  59 mins 24 secs

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I guess books are just video games now.

Is Being Blue a Superpower? (Watchmen)

March 17th, 2025  |  1 hr 14 mins

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That’s right, we read comic books now! Just kidding, it’s called a "graphic novel". And this one’s about a bunch of superheroes who aren’t really that super and one blue guy who is TOO super. Get ready for morally grey characters, questionable motives, and a weird spooky pirate story.

Boredom Spren (The Way of Kings - Part 2)

March 3rd, 2025  |  1 hr 17 mins

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We finish The Way of Kings and are left with boredomspren floating around our computers. Plus, we read some one-star Goodreads reviews of The Way of Kings and do a quick overview of the other Stormlight Archive books.

When Authors Play Too Many Video Games (The Way of Kings - Part 1)

February 17th, 2025  |  1 hr 34 mins

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We embark on The Way Of Kings, the first book in Brandon Sanderson’s magnum opus series, The Stormlight Archive.

This book dares to explore such important questions as “what if someone who was good at fighting also had depression?” and “what if big swords but no blood?”

Fitz’s Frustrating Finale (Assassin’s Quest - Part 3)

February 3rd, 2025  |  49 mins

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Fitz’s story finds a poetic, complex, and bittersweet ending, but all we can talk about are Prince Verity’s cool silver arms. Which begs the question: did Robin Hobb want Prince Verity to eventually become this world’s Silver Surfer?

A Sad Life But At Least You’re Hot (Assassin’s Quest - Part 2)

January 21st, 2025  |  45 mins 45 secs

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Are chronic pain, sadness, social isolation, and the unbearable burden of duty worth it if it means you get abs?